When I read these common laws and theories, I feel so funny but at the same time is true also.
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
I always face this situation especially when I have a long queue in the ladies.
LAW OF THE TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
I did face this type of embrassing situation before. I feel that when dial wrong number, definitely won’t get an engaged tone and sure the other party will pick up the call.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
I did this before on Saturday when I need to do OT but luckily did not happen any things to me the following day… Touch wood then…
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Last time often face this kind of situation and would like to quickly go out the bathroom and pick up the call; now I just don’t care because most of the time my friends will call my hp and I can trace back the number and return call.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
This type of exact situation did not happen to me, but almost the same which when I wear very “ugly” or not make up or not comb my hair properly or etc, I will always meet people that know me.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
This worked when I showed the IT people that the system not functioning during working hours.
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
I do not realize of this before, but will try to take note the next time I go for a movie.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
I don’t want to experience this as I enjoy my coffee so much most of the time.
